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Happy Halloween: Costumes Gone Wild

Halloween, it’s not just for candy anymore. Now it’s a legitimate excuse for exhibitionists to wear lingerie in public and call themselves the Raunchy Referee because their underwear has stripes. Not that I’m complaining…

I don’t mean that in a typical guy way (well, maybe a little), but as long as you’re not hurting anyone, I don’t care how much of your treats you want to show off on the scariest night of the year. What I find most interesting about the annual slutty costume phenomena is how weird some of the “sexy versions” are getting. I was in the local costume store the other day and came across the sexy versions of Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees.

Whoa.

My mind started to wander, and I began thinking of future sexy costumes that may follow this trend and become viable options in the future.

Have you seen any weird sexy costumes? Got any suggestions on what next year’s sexy costume should be? Chime in. I’d love to hear from you.

One Response to “Happy Halloween: Costumes Gone Wild”

  1. Sexy JASON VORHEES? FREDDY KRUGER? Was there a lot of mascara added to the burns/mask?

    Oh dear.

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